Angel’s Movie Diaries: Paws Off My Popcorn – Angel Watches The Secret Life of Pets
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| Collage featuring poster of The Secret Life of Pets and our in-house critic, Angel. |
Dear readers (and fellow feline film critics),
I curled up on the sofa, hoping for a nap, but instead got pulled into a wild ride of barking, bouncing, and pet mayhem. Yes, we watched The Secret Life of Pets. As a house cat with dignity, I had… thoughts.
First Impressions
Too many dogs. Far too many. But I must admit, Chloe the cat is a queen. Her sass? 10/10. Her appetite? Relatable. I meowed in agreement more than once.
Best Moment
There was a chase involving sausages. I don’t even like sausages — but I was invested. Maybe even hypnotized. Maybe.
Worst Moment
Snowball the rabbit. Why so loud? I flicked my tail every time he screamed. Drama much?
Angel’s Official Rating
Tail Flick – Fun in parts, but not enough naps and way too much barking.
Watch With:
- A snack (preferably tuna-flavored)
- A blanket to hide under during dog scenes
- Low expectations if you’re a cat
That’s it for now, fluffballs. I’ll be back next Saturday with another review (unless I get distracted by a laser dot).
Stay sassy,
— Angel
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