Angel’s Pick: The Accountant (2016)
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| Ben Affleck image © IMDB | Real cat is Angel |
"A thrilling number cruncher with a trigger finger. Sharp, slick, and secretly sweet." – Angel
Dear readers (and fellow feline film critics),
I was chasing a ribbon across the living room when this movie caught my eye. The opening scene? Cold, calculated… like me when I knock things off shelves. This Saturday, I watched The Accountant, and let’s just say — it balanced brains and bullets with purr-fection.
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First Impressions: Ben Affleck plays Christian Wolff — a math genius with military-grade skills. He’s quiet, intense, and lethal. Like a cat on a laser pointer mission.
What I Loved:
• The secret compartments. He hides weapons better than I hide toys under the couch.
• The action scenes — smooth and sharp. I didn’t blink once (okay, maybe twice).
• His calm under pressure. Reminds me of when the vacuum’s on and I don’t move an inch.
Did You Know?
Affleck trained with real firearms experts to master the role’s authenticity. Now that’s dedication… or maybe just method acting.
Angel’s Rating:
Purr-fect: A precise, powerful watch. 10/10 would stalk again.
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